Maureen McCormick is 60.
Wait,
No that can't be
No that can't be
Cause that would make me:
Fabulous
As my striped bell bottom trousers
Springy
As my super-mod teenage perm
Fishy
As a mock trial for Bobby
After Kitty Karry-All goes missing
Golden
As the sweetly processed voice of
Fringe-vested Johnny Bravo
Lucky
As the cursed-idol-finding Bobby
On the island of eerie Vincent Price
Feathered
As the sharply pointed wings of Mom's new bob
Ironic
As Buddy Hinton's payback for his mocking chant
"Baby talk, baby talk, it's a wonder you can walk"
Crisp
As the pleats in Alice's blue-grey uniform
Clean
As the lines on Sexy-Dad's drafting table
Memorable
As a soft kiss from dreamy Davy Jones
(I'll never wash my cheek again)
Swift
As the speed with which Clark Tyson replaces "George Glass" in Jan's Heart
Fluffy
As a guest starring role played by
Gilligan's Island's Natalie "Lovey" Schafer
Slapstick
As the heist of a rival school's mascot
(A goat named Raquel)
Satisfying
As pork chops & applesauce, shweetheart
Pork chops & applesauce
(this artwork isn't the Brady house, simply our rendering of a cool place in Seattle built during that era)
